Neverending Comic Book Story

[Pathless]

(Not my thread. It's a cooperative enterprise. I don't have time or inclination to assemble a youtube series, but wil has a point--could be fun for the right set of deranged individuals. Wait--maybe I do belong to team pikachewyoutube. Ack!!! I'm so confused. Nevermind, on with the story at hand.)

Barry Goldwater White, snowman extraordinaire and the great white hope of hip-hop (after knocking out Eminem repeatedly in furious MC battles), no relation to Barry Scott--that bastard--was a true revolutionary.

He would have been on fire if he was not made of snow, and he had a curious dislike of kings, charlatans, gluttons, and kiddie molestors of all kinds. Packed full of mutant testosterone, BGW--as he was known among the Pikachuchew and Hell's Angel's crowds--was itchin' to write some lyrics about rockin' Burger King into an early dirt nap. And first he had to do his research.

The scene was so bad that it should not be reported or recorded in live-action or cartoon images. When the police arrived on the scene, BGW was long gone, and the only remnants of Burger King were splattered chaotically all over the sidewalk.

 

[17th Angel]

After already described the hrroific scene at burger king...

Barry scott was hiding in the toilets all along....... On his escape he left a pipe bomb in the loooo...

Tragic....

Now the Commander in chief had to step in... The local area he had only one major cop to rely on... He sent in.... Sgt Barry Goober.... No relation of Barry Goldwater White or of Barry Scott... The bastard!

As he arrived on the scene however! It was rough.... Have you ever been caught in the crossfire of fat people that cannot get their chubby little hands on snacks? It ain't pretty.... It became messy...

Sgt Barry Goober got a call from his cousin Officer jim bob bob bob bobbins... Who said he had er, found a "lead" at a nearby dunkin donuts...

Leaving his police team to secure and watch over the burger king he moved like a bat out of hell to the Dunkin Donuts...

On his way he also left a message for the station to get a line up... They had to get Pika-freaking-chew in to identify any criminal...

TO BE CONTINUED!"£r£!r£fq

 

[Pathless]

(omg I'm soooooo confused. Wait...
here it comes!!)

Meanwhile, Pika-freakin'-chew had ambushed Ronald McDonald at the Macy's Day Parade and was gettin' busy humpin' the Orange-Haired-One--a gross display of public indecency!!!

Things became complicated. Pika-freakin'-chew was now a wanted pokemon, in trouble with the law, a menace to be brought to justice on charges of Sodomy and Public Drunkennes. Who then would be able to witness to the powers that be about the gruesome scene of terrorism at Burger King???

Was Barry Goldwater White to get away with it all?? Would he be free to drink martinis and watch the sun rise from the safety of his refrigerated compound in Chinatown??

 

[17th Angel]

Although Sgt Barry Goober.... (No relation to Barry scott, that bastard!) Started to ponder, there was quite a background of history on Mr R McDonald....

Constant gang warfare fights, terrorist attacks on other takeaway venues....

It was a shame... But Since a child.... He was different....

 

[Pathless]

 

[greymare]

applause, applause, You are a geniius

 

[17th Angel]

Meanwhile, when you thought you had heard the last of gjorme? gorman? Go go shaka can? Gormje? WHO FREAKING EVER!$E£!$

Him and Mad fish McBob.......

had finally got through the toilet tunnels... IT WORKED BABY!! It was indeed a long dark dangerous adventure through the sewerage but, they made it.... out on to the top of errr Mount Everest!£$£!!!!

LUCKILY...

Mad fish McBob could change into the form of... PENGUIN!£"$!"£

The flew down the mountain like sh... poop off a shovel... INTENSE! Get intense and excited people!! flying passed pine tree's and crap... WOOSH FAST! WOW!! LISTEN TO THAT WOOSH!!! INTENSE!!!

..We'll be back after these words from our sponsor......

Ok, and we're back... So yeah... Where was I? Oh, they got down the mountain fine... ;/

They now headed back to Gjorkma's home... Where he was the Gnome prince! Son of Barry Shnitzle... (No relation to Barry scott... That bastard.)

The legions of the Shnitzle gnome's would welcome him with open arsm!!$£"!$!£"$!

He had to lead this army on a quest of vengence agasin't the bastard.... Barry Scott....

Head's shall fly!! and there shall be a holy gnome war!$!"£$!

TO BE CONTINUED....

 

[Francis king]

pls do more, 17th..

 

[17th Angel]

Ok for you Francis, for you....

 

[17th Angel]

Yeah so..... Mad Fish McBob... Parted ways from Gjormer.... And started up his old ice hockey team... The Fishermen's friends.....

And they had a match agaisn't the knut stompers.... THAT WERE LED BY BARRY 'the bastard!' SCOTT!!! Small world isn't? Even more Ironic Pika-freaking-chew had lost his way and had felt like a game of Hockey and Mad fish signed him up...... Can't remember what he was doing before but who cares? I am making this up... I am in charge....... I am zee capiton!!

By the end of the First period it was 0 - 2 to the Knut stompers... Barry Scott was pwning.....

Pure hockey....

Mad fish mcbob was looking worse for wear... And he was looking concerned too...

Mad fish laughed and decided to bring in he two secret weapons Pika-freaking chew!! This made him laugh!!!! OH HOW HE LARFED! And dave....

Dave....

Pika-freakin-chew soared onto the ice in the 2nd period like a wild banshie!£$!$£!

2 - 1 to the Knut Stompers....

The face started again...

10mins left in the period... And dave pulled the... That guy just called you a woosy card...

It flared!!!

HE claimed to the ref that he wasn't a woosy woosy woo woo...... and wanted more of the guy that called him such!!!! Quoting "how'd you like me now!"

The knut stompers "four dwarfs" (legends) Stomped in to enforce!!!

The madness started again!$£$!£"

In this distraction the knut stompers crashed the net....

So much violence that it caused the rare ice hockey fighting call of the polar bear.... Which travelled fast to the north pole and had a messy out come...

3 - 1 to the knut stompers!£$£!$!

Face off again... It was looking bad... But mad fish had to larf... Obviously! HE WAS AS MAD AS A FREAKING FISH

SO BACK TO THE FACE OFF!

Pika chew stormed again3q$R£!$!£

3 - 2!$!"£$!£" It was getting heated 2 mins left in the 2nd period!!!!

Last few seconds of the 2nd period!$£!$ who could say how it was going to go the goal keeper was calm and colleceted..... Pika got a break away... He was clear it was him... And the keeper that is all that stood in the way of getting the equaliser.... and his hat trick...

Even dave was pooping his pants with suspense...

Hopefully wouldn't start throwing it around like the last match... All he could do was stand there in awe... with that What the hell is going to happen look on his face........

Pika deked£!R!R he deeeeeked again! and again!£$!$ The triple freaking dippy dippy deke.1..324321. What a move... The Keeper dived!? HE SHOOOOOTS!?

.....

HE SCORES!"$££!"$!£"$!£"$!£"$!"£$!

Oh how he loves to show off... Shine on.... Shine on cherrib!

3 - 3!!! the horn went!!! only one period left of the match!! they all stopped for tea and cookies......... The cleaners drove onto the ice....

TO BE CONTINUED!!!! (If I can be bothered lol...)

 

[17th Angel]

(look on the previous page first....*sighs* SCREW THAT 30min Editing rule... Freaking stupid.... Anyway.. Wanted to add this...


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ALSO NEXT TIME! don't miss... DO NOT MISS

When we go to the pineapple palor.... To find out where Shaggy and Scooby!? have gone...

YOU KNOW THE KIDS THAT TRIP ON ACID?! and see things...

You know!! them clueless losers... That always have no idea whats going on then make some stupid ass trap?

Screw it... Going to ruin it... You know when Shaggy and Scooby got Stoned with Captain Kronic?

(Don't ask what the swirlly gun was for..... Ahem...)



Well this time they went skating...

Then went over and got stoned at erics house....

Would of got away with it too if it wasn't for those pesky porkers...

OR!!

ORRRR

did they go get some ice from Joey!?

(watch it!! Joey's packin heat!! Put you hands in view!)


"Fred... What is that giant invisible thing your holding?? With quite some confident pride I might add too."



Then share it with the other Ice heads?

Oooh yeah gang, bright colours... Loud noises... oooh....

And all this missing business is just a fragment of their own imaginations....

THERE IS NO SPOON! And there is no pineapple palor!!!

Ooooh there will be twists and perchance a plot!! tune in next time CR... Thanks for stopping by.

 

[17th Angel]

Welcome freaking back my old friends....

So carrying on from the last episode... Pika-freaking-chew got the winner shot in the last 0.000013412 seconds of the match.... The crowd celebrated and were extactic....

Finally tally.... 6 dead, 17 wounded....

Also!

Where in freaking dooo dooo indeed is the Scoob....ster?

It seems they met up with some bondage junky...

He gave them a few special drinks and such and it was off to TEH PART-A!

Becoming highly bored with such an event they went off for their own adventures!

"Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming"
"No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough..."

Hours later... they came home...

So There was no need to trouble your little self about the "SCOOBY DOO WHERE ARE YOU!!£"$"!" Answer... He was on a mission.

After these words from our sponsor... We'll get to the "show" that's on today......

.....Welcome back.

"The invasion of TEH bluez!"

It was a normal day... Every where upon the world.... But then! ON THIS VERY FREAKING DAY! Nukes out of... erm, nowhere...... Hit the peacful earth! There was terror!! confusion pain suffering!!!$£"!$ People started changing.... The tone of their skin.... It was going blue....

(artist impression of the events that unfolded...)


Everywhere.... People were turning, EVEN TEH DEAD!

They were lead by a dude who called himself; Barry "the papa" Smurf..... (No relation to Barry scott.... That bastard!)

They lost their sense the dead and undead... They partied... Nothing but partying....

Those that came (slightly around) after days of partying... Had realised they had no money.... They had to turn to ugly resorts...

They had lost all sense.... But a hero had arrived.... We shall call him, Septimuz Decimuz.

Oh and his Bro.... MC Smurferz

They would have to face a very scary obstacle first... The bodyguards of Barry "the papa" smurf...

This would indeed be a terrifying act.... ANYWAY.... lol I got to go do stuff TO BE CONTINUED"!$£!$!"£ Again! Thanks for popping in CR!

 

[17th Angel]

Meanwhile... Yoda was hangin' with the WHISTLE!!!! POSSSSSS A!!!!!!!

 

[Pathless]

((Oh dear gawd the smrufs the smrufs))...

An old smurf Head got a-hold of a tape recorder, a can of beer, several old science fiction novels, a star-wars stormtrooper helmet, and elements of Scientology as a prank, and he cooked up a good ol' vid-DE-oh to raise the bar of the comics. Multi-freakin'-media PEEK-'n'-ChooChoo:

Hit Me Baby One More Time

Meanwhilee...

BACK at the RANCH

the Invasive Species Are Hungry for More Fuel, More Fire

OW OW

 

[17th Angel]

There was more to him than met the eye.....

He had recenlty got a call from friends

That people were on to him since he got his new tattoo...

 

[17th Angel]

I know I haven't posted on here for awhile, and no one has looked on here for awhile but fudge it... I present my animation cartoon that I just made while on a smoke break...

 

[17th Angel]

I know I haven't posted on here for awhile, and no one has looked on here for awhile but fudge it... I present my animation cartoon that I just made while on a smoke break...

What? No one even bothered to look at this?!

*puts voodoo curses on everyone to MAKE them view this cartoon...*

Yea... Eating out the palm of me hand!

So the DS pokemon sketch...

What did you find best in the cartoon?

Discuss.....

 

[Pathless]

Heh. I'm just glad you still have teh carrot, 17th.

 

[flowperson]

What? No one even bothered to look at this?!

*puts voodoo curses on everyone to MAKE them view this cartoon...*

Yea... Eating out the palm of me hand!

So the DS pokemon sketch...

What did you find best in the cartoon?

Discuss.....

Teh orange pussy were the bestest thing...liked it all 17th.

flow

 

[Pathless]

Actually, Raplh, the cat with the DS in his lap who looks so surprised, is my favorite. He makes me lolzrrs.