scientist vs God

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the scientist approached God and said, listen, we have decided we no longer need you.
nowadays, we can clone people, transplant hearts and do all kinds of things that were once considered miraculous.
God patiently heard him out, and then said, allright.

To see whether or not you still need me, why dont we have a man- making contest?

Now, we are going to do this just like i did back in the old days with Adam.
Thats fine, replied the scientist, and bent to scoop up a handful of dirt.

WHOA!
God said, shaking his head in disapproval.
Not so fast, pal.

YOU GO GET YOUR OWN DIRT!
 
mee said:
the scientist approached God and said, listen, we have decided we no longer need you.
nowadays, we can clone people, transplant hearts and do all kinds of things that were once considered miraculous.
God patiently heard him out, and then said, allright.

To see whether or not you still need me, why dont we have a man- making contest?

Now, we are going to do this just like i did back in the old days with Adam.
Thats fine, replied the scientist, and bent to scoop up a handful of dirt.

WHOA!
God said, shaking his head in disapproval.
Not so fast, pal.

YOU GO GET YOUR OWN DIRT!
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OMG, That was good! :D
 
I guess that the OP is funny but may I subject this.

God is an egomaniac on an extreme scale compared to the egomaniacs on earth.

Gods may come and go but there is only the one infinite thing existing that Gods exist in and are made of.

God Created man in much the same way that he himself was made and with the same dirt/space of and in infinite space.

There is so much that humans do not understand about existence including but not limited to the mind of God who is simply the master of this dimension/universe.

Our (God) is extremely powerful I have no doubt but I do not fear him… I choose to live my life in love and harmony with compassion and integrity my morals are held in place not out of fear but rather out of respect for all life that exists….

The OP is not really so funny as much as it is a humbling perspective on not only humanity but also on the God who humanity prays to…. Who in reality is probably just an average ancient entity in and of infinite space albeit with an enormous ego….
~Bruno
 
Bruno's logic said:
I guess that the OP is funny but may I subject this.

God is an egomaniac on an extreme scale compared to the egomaniacs on earth.

Gods may come and go but there is only the one infinite thing existing that Gods exist in and are made of.

God Created man in much the same way that he himself was made and with the same dirt/space of and in infinite space.

There is so much that humans do not understand about existence including but not limited to the mind of God who is simply the master of this dimension/universe.

Our (God) is extremely powerful I have no doubt but I do not fear him… I choose to live my life in love and harmony with compassion and integrity my morals are held in place not out of fear but rather out of respect for all life that exists….

The OP is not really so funny as much as it is a humbling perspective on not only humanity but also on the God who humanity prays to…. Who in reality is probably just an average ancient entity in and of infinite space albeit with an enormous ego….
~Bruno
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Yeah thanks but, this is the lounge... Let's keep it in the joke section not make this into something serious... If so take it somewhere else lol.. I like to see my patch kept chilled :D
 
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive....
so, I took her to a gas station.....

And then the fight started....

********

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
My wife said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'

And then the fight started.....

********

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion.
We kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'she's my old girlfriend.
I understand she took to drinking right after we split up many years ago, and I heard she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started.....

********

I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started.....

********

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband:
'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.

And then the fight started.....

************

I posted a simple truth on a forum one day

and then the fight started.....

~Bruno
 
mee said:
the scientist approached God and said, listen, we have decided we no longer need you.
nowadays, we can clone people, transplant hearts and do all kinds of things that were once considered miraculous.
God patiently heard him out, and then said, allright.

To see whether or not you still need me, why dont we have a man- making contest?

Now, we are going to do this just like i did back in the old days with Adam.
Thats fine, replied the scientist, and bent to scoop up a handful of dirt.

WHOA!
God said, shaking his head in disapproval.
Not so fast, pal.

YOU GO GET YOUR OWN DIRT!
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F>U> said the atheist.... possesion is 9/10ths of the law.
 
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