Women attracted to the meat

seattlegal said:
Maybe it's not designed to attract women. :eek:
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Maybe it is designed to clog arteries... And 5 mins after putting it on you have to then go put on a real aftershave because it only fills you up for a short peroid of time before it fades and wares off. (like the flat p.o.s. they call beef burgers)
 
Alex P said:
They are making one for McDonalds......

*walks out in a tight suit*
*stops*
*poses*
*hands flash forward box....*
*presents it well....*
*in husky strong tone* "Calvin Klein...."
*whispers softly* "obesity"
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lmao ......:D
 
I heard that one man had it on and two dogs started grinding on his legs. Hey, its a start.:D
 
Finally! Some scientific proof and cultural validation for what I've been doing for years: waking up and rubbing myself with bacon grease and hamburgers over an open flame. Dogs, cats, and hungry people of all genders love me, by the way. :D
 
I wonder when the Hershey company will start marketing their new scent. I know from experience the ladies of IO would be interested. ;)
 
Well judging by this video it caught the attention of these two women and got a growl out of one.:)

Paladin is right. If a whopper gets this reaction, lord knows what these women would want to bite into from the scent of erotic chocolate.

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Nick_A said:
Well judging by this video it caught the attention of these two women and got a growl out of one.:)

Paladin is right. If a whopper gets this reaction, lord knows what these women would want to bite into from the scent of erotic chocolate.

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erotic chocolate!! lol.....obviously you aint never been there....it can be called chocolate.....but it is never erotic when encountered......


Edit: Sorry Nick!! Forgot it was you I was addressing!!

The piss artist formerly known as tao
 
Simmer down a minute Tao, you're missing something important.
Notice the words "Paladin is right" have been uttered.
OMG if the ancient predictions were correct this could have dire consequences, life on this planet might never be the same!

Nick couldn't have known, it wasn't his fault, but things, terrible things have been set in motion now, I'm afraid it might be too late...
 
Paladin said:
Simmer down a minute Tao, you're missing something important.
Notice the words "Paladin is right" have been uttered.
OMG if the ancient predictions were correct this could have dire consequences, life on this planet might never be the same!

Nick couldn't have known, it wasn't his fault, but things, terrible things have been set in motion now, I'm afraid it might be too late...
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Chocpocalypse:
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Monster: "Compassionate, unbalanced, chocoholic"

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Paladin said:
Simmer down a minute Tao, you're missing something important.
Notice the words "Paladin is right" have been uttered.
OMG if the ancient predictions were correct this could have dire consequences, life on this planet might never be the same!

Nick couldn't have known, it wasn't his fault, but things, terrible things have been set in motion now, I'm afraid it might be too late...
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Quite true, especially if women begin biting the wrong things. My simple response may lead to dire conseques for a number of men. Talk about bad karma!
 
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