What did you say?
Was it something like the world is being manipulated by the Illuminati, that the Illuminati are going to bring the anti-Christ?
..... that the apocalypse is just around the corner?
I know for sure that kind of stuff would be pretty provocative. That's the thing about all conspiracy theories. They're provocative. Firstly you declare you know something most other people don't know......... you make them listen....... you get their attention....... then they start believing what you say....... they start adhering to your agenda........ and now we're all excited.
These Illuminati could be anyone -- your next-door neighbour, the guy who goes to the same church, your son's teacher, your lecturer and professor, even your President.
Church leaders are possible candidates, including bishops, cardinals and popes. Beware, even a lady with a cute puppy could be one of them.
Start distributing pamphlets.........
If you see one that you are sure is one of them, get ready. Now get out your bazooka and blast them all away!!!!!!
But if you're not sure what to do,
who do you call?
Have that number to the Ghostbusters handy.