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To Whom It May Concern,

Tovarish doesn't use the hall carpeting as her litterbox. The spoor you stepped in was from one of the dogs or one of the neighbours. Hell, check the security cameras if you don't believe me.

To Whom It May Concern #2,

The community room isn't a place to sleep. It's even posted that sleeping in there is expressly prohibited (signs are all around said room with all of the rules in English, Spanish and Russian.)

To Whom It May Concern #3,

Signs are posted in all three of the laundry rooms saying that laundry must be done by 8:45 pm. That is why I still haven't done mine, plus there are neighbours that use all three at the same time! It takes all of my won'tpower not to remove another neighbour's laundry so I can do mine. I'm debating about going to a different laundry to get mine done, even though it'll be more expensive.

To Whom It May Concern #4,

You don't need your dog. Hell, your dog is so old that he's forgotten how to go outside to do both number 1 and number 2. It was worse last weekend due to the Air and Water Show due to the jets "buzzing" the complex. The dog is practically begging to be put down he's so old. Do him this one favour, okay?

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
To Whom It May Concern,

I cannot drive. Because I can't, I must rely on public transit. Not every driver allows cats on board, even in proper carriers. Because of that, The Trio may/will be taken away because they cannot go to a vet otherwise. If management won't volunteer to drive them to a vet, I'm stuck. What's worse is that Tovarish is classified senior, making it more difficult for her to be adopted.

To Whom It May Concern #2,

At least three dogs in the complex are incontinent and several others have forged vet papers. Why aren't they going to be removed for being a health hazard? One of the dogs is so old he's forgotten where to go to the bathroom! His owner refuses to put him down because "I need him!" He's practically begging to be put down! Hell, hes older than Tovarish (he was showing signs of his age three years before we moved in!)

To Whom It May Concern #3,

Stop pulling the fire alarm if there's no fire! The complex is getting a reputation like my previous residence and that's not something I like. The nonhuman companions dislike the noise associated with it (sensitive hearing as everybody here is aware of.)

To Whom It May Concern #4,

I had my cat in a proper carrier. Be grateful I don't have a Burmese python or a miniature horse. Before you ask, I cannot have a dog. You would need to contact EMS if I did.

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
To Whom It May Concern,

I was able to get my replacement bus pass for free because I never needed to get one replaced due to any fault of my own. Oh, and I got to the place with more than a half hour to spare (they close at two and the person after me got there at 2:05.) The only reason I was still there after two was because I had to "powder my nose", and all of the offices have their hours posted everywhere, especially for the special bus passes!

To Whom It May Concern #2,

WTF did you just kick your dog's fecal matter up against a light post instead of picking it up and disposing of it properly? By the time I encountered it, it was already dried up, but I didn't have anything to pick it up with, plus I'm allergic to dogs. If you have a dog, you need to have stuff to pick up their fecal matter (even if it's just a cheap plastic bag from the grocery store.) Heck, many public places have bags to dispose of dog waste, including the place less than fifty feet away from the pile! I couldn't pick it up because I was dealing with problems with my hips and my ankles plus I didn't want to trigger my allergies.

To Whom It May Concern #3,

Why did you steal my lunch, then complain that I was trying to poison you? I told you that it had Hatch peppers in it in three different ways (Hatch pico de gallo, Hatch enchillada sauce and fresh Hatch pepper rings.) The only thing to cool it down was a slice of cheddar cheese! Next time, listen to a pepperhead (aka, me!)

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine said:
Why did you steal my lunch, then complain that I was trying to poison you? I told you that it had Hatch peppers in it in three different ways (Hatch pico de gallo, Hatch enchillada sauce and fresh Hatch pepper rings.) The only thing to cool it down was a slice of cheddar cheese! Next time, listen to a pepperhead (aka, me!)
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Lol. Did this happen at College, Phyllis?
 
Dear TV Network execs,

I can hear about the latest plan to increase spending and taxes on the evening news. Please stop chopping off the end of my favorite daytime soap to announce it!!! :mad:
 
Namaste Jesus said:
Dear TV Network execs,

I can hear about the latest plan to increase spending and taxes on the evening news. Please stop chopping off the end of my favorite daytime soap to announce it!!! :mad:
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It's worse when they cut off the ending for "breaking news" of another concert tour of some stuck up, little talent, has-been band or some political ad. :mad:

Phyliis Sidhe_Uaine
 
To Whom It May Concern,

I can hear your tv perfectly even though I'm wearing my headphones. Turn it down!

To Whom It May Concern #2

If your key doesn't fit the lock, maybe it's not your flat!

To Whom It May Concern #3,

Roubles don't fit in American vending machines, nor do they fit in the coin slots for laundry. Stop trying to force them to!

To Whom It May Concern #4,

If you lose [insert contest], keep your nonconcession concession speech to your bloody self! Lose graciously and people will remember you in a positive light! Ditto if you win the contest, people loathe gloaters (iirc)!

To Whom It May Concern #5,

If you're picnicking or camping, clean up after youself! It doesn't take long and the people/wildlife arriving after you will appreciate it!

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
To Whom It May Concern,

If you don't want a box of geneeric Crispy cereal, don't take it in the first place! Leave it, unopened, behind for someone else. I know it was opened inside the complex because both the box and the inside package were open (the contents of the cereal went flying as only dry cold cereal can.) I would've cleaned it up but I don't have the proper tools for the application.

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
To Whom It May Concern,

Why don't you pester the neighbours who have packages from at least a month ago waiting for them on the community table? Two of the deliveries have been waiting at least three months and that delivery was medications! Either the neighbour/s is/are avoiding you or they require a bloody wellness check! My deliveries aren't perishable (litterbox filler,) unlike the other neighbours.

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
Oil changes are getting pretty expensive these days, with few extras thrown in, so decided to change my own oil this time. Found what I needed online, listed as in stock locally with free next day delivery. Great I thought, that'll save me a trip!

Checked order status today to see what time it'd arrive and find it's not in stock at all, but coming from 2 different states and is not due until the 8th now!

Why the hell wasn't I notified so I could cancel the order? I'll be visiting your store on the 8th btw, to return my order for refund and this is the last order I'll ever place with Wallyworld! :mad:
 
To Whom It May Concern,

There are several packages of medications on the community table, unrefrigerated. The medications require refrigeration. Either give the neighbours whose medications they are a pestering or stick the medications in the community refrigerator. The only other option is to return the bottles of insulin and other medications to sender! Oh, and while you're at it, do a bloody wellness check on the neighbours!

To Whom It May Concern #2,

I won't share some of my videos with your grandchildren due to the fact that the videos are NSFW/age-restricted, (Some posted are by the Broadway Bares community, which is a strippers community, and others revolve around violent crime [this group is for class].)

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
To Whom It May Concern,

Some species are diurnal. Others are noctunal. The nocturnal species are posted as such, plus the particular "halls" have "No Flash Photography" signs postedat the entrances. You are not exempt.

To Whom It May Concern #2,

No one forced you to look at the vampire bats, Another thing is that animals don't have known human religeous beliefs, especially vampire bats in spite of them being found in "abandoned" churches. Bram Stoker's Dracula was a figment of the times/his imagination. Shut the f up about them around your brats!

To Whom It May Concern #3,

Learn how to drive competently! You nearly ran several vehicles off the road, including a semi and two special needs-equipt vans (one of the vans I was a passenger in to/from a trip to the Milwaukee County zoo, along with four wheelchair-bound passengers.)

To Whom It May Concern #4,

Just because you disagree with the tempes/mores of a particular country in their past, do not blame the country's leader for not giving up the country's territory, especially after said leader has died! Your family has blood on its hands, too, you know!

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
Alright, this means war! Which twit at your TV station decided to replace People's Court with Jerry Springer....? :mad:
 
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To Whom It May Concern,

Why the fook did you use the laundry rooms as your loos? All three of them had to be closed due to biohazardous sh!t (literally!)

To Whom It May Concern #2,

If you don't want something from the foodshare boxes, put it on the counter in the community room before opening it! Someone could use it if you can't/won't!

To Whom It May Concern #3,

You've been warned about going through the public areas without anything covering you below the waistline! Some of the neighbours have their grandchildren visiting after school, plus there are security cameras in the halls! Tomodachi will be more than happy to play with you with his claws unsheathed iykwim! Tovarish will join in, and she hasn't been declawed, either! (Before anyone asks, they'll use the guy's legs as scratching posts.)

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
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