Jokes, jokes, and more jokes ...

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

I'm not sure if this was in Aussie's neck of the woods, but it just caught my attention: https://www.yahoo.com/news/helicopter-accidentally-picks-fight-cow-055208899.html

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[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

One for Phyllis

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Just me? I mean, how many others on the board are firmly under the paws of s?

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[Namaste Jesus]

Just me? I mean, how many others on the board are firmly under the paws of s?

I have, just the one kitty, but I'm definitely in charge. Whenever my Jackie lets me.

 

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

I apologize for another semi-political "joke" but this is just priceless:

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[Devils' Advocate]

Semi-political? lol. Although I do love the grammar humor.

 

[Namaste Jesus]

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[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

I named my dog "5 Miles" so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day. - from a LiveJournal post

 

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

"JJ is so far up his own arse he could give himself a daily prostate exam." - Niccy Weese on a YouTube discussion thread

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[Namaste Jesus]

A little humor for the anti-trumpets in the room...

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[wil]

To real for me, sounds exactly like something he would say, just as nonsensical and logical as everything else I've heard.

I don't understand the joke, of course I haven't understood him yet... From his university, to his steak company, to the casinos rotting in Atlantic city, I've yet to understand him.

 

[Namaste Jesus]

I've yet to understand him.

Now that's the funniest and most truthful thing I've heard all week. It tends to confirm my suspicions regarding the anti-President Trump crowd. How apropos it should be posted in a joke thread.

 

[wil]

Its true... I've listened to his speeches...the only thing worse is reading the transcripts.

I can't understand how folks voted for a pathological liar. It may be funny to you, not so funny to the poor who thought he was getting rid of Obama care....not their new aca insurance.

 

[Namaste Jesus]

Whatsoever render thy vessel buoyant. Twas but a joke.

 

[Namaste Jesus]

Here's another from the other camp...

 

[wil]

At least I understand that one.

 

[wil]

The other is still an enigma.

 

[wil]

Now this was and still is a joke....

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Many of the Republican presidential candidates lashed out at President Barack Obama for his use of executive orders during Thursday night’s debate. Florida Sen. Marco Rubio said that if he is elected president, he would repeal all of President Barack Obama’s “unconstitutional” executive orders on day one.

Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush and Donald Trump also criticized the president, with Bush saying the orders were “illegal” and Trump saying executive orders were not how the president was supposed to operate. This is a common concern about Republicans, who have frequently complained that Obama has abused his executive power.

 

[Namaste Jesus]

The other is still an enigma.

What's to understand? The cartoon posted in #309 mocks both President Trump's notion that we build a wall on the US/Mexican border to keep out illegals at Mexico's expense and his plans to repeal ACA. The joke is, that the ACA be replaced with a wall around the sick to keep out illness at the expense of those responsible for the ACA. It's merely a joke intended to lighten the mood. Not fuel further debate. That's why I posted it in the joke thread.

 

[wil]

Hmmm.... Okay...

Missed it, still miss it, humor usually isn't that hard...

Math, math is hard...humor....I see something I laugh... Just dense I guess.

 

[Lux]

To be fair, I’m going to make fun of both Trump supporters and Anti-Trumpers ...