Jokes, jokes, and more jokes ...

Being of German ancestry, got a chuckle out of this one from another forum:

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Ok, this is not exactly a joke and you really had to be there to fully appreciate it, but imagine if you will a sweet little 82 year old Hindu woman watching a Hindi TV series in which a demon has just been decapitated by a demigod. As the body flies in one direction and it's head another, she mumbles under her breath "ki ek daag chhodane ke lie ja raha hai" (Loosely translated: That's going to leave a stain!):D
 
The junior senator from Wisconsin's name: Ron Johnson. His last name aptly describes his "personality". *facepalmheaddeskwallbuilding*

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
Yay, the announcement that the nuclear arms race is starting again....it's not a joke...it is a joke...it isn't a joke, it is a joke...but its not funny....some jokes aren't.
 
Yay, the announcement that the nuclear arms race is starting again....it's not a joke...it is a joke...it isn't a joke, it is a joke...but its not funny....some jokes aren't.

Click on the link in my post. It might take your mind off of the BS/MS PHD going on in 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. :)

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
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A little Aussie humor before I turn in.

What do Bogan moms remind their children of at bed time?

To brush their tooth!

...and what do their children reply?

Ok, Sis.:D
 
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