Jokes, jokes, and more jokes ...

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

Another "list" of online memes: https://leesa-perrie.livejournal.com/649342.html

Enjoy (while you can.)

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

 

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

https://mfu-canteen.livejournal.com/2783189.html

Apropos for (almost) everything.

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

 

[Aussie Thoughts]

Being of German ancestry, got a chuckle out of this one from another forum:

 

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

A list of signs (only one is political): https://rose-cat.livejournal.com/222530.html

It's easier to post a link than to verbally explain each sign.

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[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

Something that I wish that I could find the original, but it's still funny imho: https://davesmusictank.livejournal.com/2954367.html

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

 

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

https://leesa-perrie.livejournal.com/653539.html

More s (something that the "regulars" have come to expect.)

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[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

s!

https://leesa-perrie.livejournal.co...um=email&utm_source=StatisticsNotFriendViewed

There are a few that any servant would appreciate.

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[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

For anyone who remembers The Princess Bride: https://makin-us-laugh.livejournal.com/792998.html

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

 

[Namaste Jesus]

Ok, this is not exactly a joke and you really had to be there to fully appreciate it, but imagine if you will a sweet little 82 year old Hindu woman watching a Hindi TV series in which a demon has just been decapitated by a demigod. As the body flies in one direction and it's head another, she mumbles under her breath "ki ek daag chhodane ke lie ja raha hai" (Loosely translated: That's going to leave a stain!)

 

[wil]

The latest joke on I/0

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[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

To get the (banned?) troll off our minds, I present a somewhat tasteful joke featuring a couple of Minions(c): https://makin-us-laugh.livejournal.com/795090.html

Enjoy. :evilgrin:

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

 

[StevePame]

To get the (banned?) troll off our minds

Oh yeah. Banned in three separate ways :-D

 

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

Time! https://makin-us-laugh.livejournal.com/799847.html#t2039143

The look in his/her eyes speaks volumes .

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[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

The junior senator from Wisconsin's name: Ron Johnson. His last name aptly describes his "personality". *facepalmheaddeskwallbuilding*

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[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

It's easier to link everyone to the original post: https://leesa-perrie.livejournal.co...um=email&utm_source=StatisticsNotFriendViewed

Apropos for those that are firmly under the paw/s of s.

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

 

[wil]

Yay, the announcement that the nuclear arms race is starting again....it's not a joke...it is a joke...it isn't a joke, it is a joke...but its not funny....some jokes aren't.

 

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

Yay, the announcement that the nuclear arms race is starting again....it's not a joke...it is a joke...it isn't a joke, it is a joke...but its not funny....some jokes aren't.

Click on the link in my post. It might take your mind off of the BS/MS PHD going on in 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

 

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

Something for nonhuman aficionados: https://leesa-perrie.livejournal.co...um=email&utm_source=StatisticsNotFriendViewed

Some are punny.

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

 

[Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine]

More from LiveJournal: https://leesa-perrie.livejournal.co...um=email&utm_source=StatisticsNotFriendViewed

There are jokes featuring dogs and s for anyone that likes either species.

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine

 

[Aussie Thoughts]

A little Aussie humor before I turn in.

What do Bogan moms remind their children of at bed time?

To brush their tooth!

...and what do their children reply?

Ok, Sis.