Jokes, jokes, and more jokes ...

Kennedy Steve (working ground at Kennedy Airport), "I'm as sharp as a doughnut!"

That's what I think of each time I hear something from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue...

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
A poem for mornings

Coffee Coffee Coffee
Coffee
Coffee Coffee
Everyone shut up
Coffee

I cannot claim this as original, but I don't know who to attribute it to. :( :oops:

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
It is a joke, I know because I chuckle every time I run into one of these people. And the more crazy they get their materials required to make their black goo the funnier it is.

My dad always said if you put sugar and creme in your coffee you really don't like coffee.
 
Back when I sold tires for a living; one busy Saturday a fellow salesman had just made a fresh pot of coffee for those waiting for their cars to be serviced. "Coffee, coffee anyone" he asked? One fellow accepted the offer, requesting 2 sugars and 2 cremes. Indignant, my colleague poured him a tall cup of the extra strength brew he always made and served it to him black. "If you want a milk shake, go get a milk shake. This is coffee" he scolded as he handed over the cup! The poor fellow drank it down without saying another word.:D
 
Rule 23: "Never mess with a Marine's coffee... if you want to live."

NCIS, the 50 rules of Leroy Jethro Gibbs.
 
"Orientation Day in Heaven"​

Upon departing this mortal coil, an atheist was quite surprised to find himself at the Pearly Gates being greeted by none other than St. Peter himself.

"Welcome, let me show you around. Over here we have the Hindus. They do so enjoy their new abode. Next to these you'll find Buddhist and Taoists. They too are most pleased to be here"

St. Peter continued showing the newcomer around, pointing out the various groups represented as they went. They had been walking for quite some time when they came upon a very large group of individuals.

"And finally, over here we have the Christians. They are happiest of all to be here."

Confused the newcomer asked, "But why are they so far away from the rest?"

"Shhhhhhhh.... they think they're the only ones here!" :D
 
"If your richest relative buys a new home and you have to help him take the wheels off it... you might be a redneck."​
Jeff Foxworthy​
 
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