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Heard a local Barber got arrested for dealing drugs.

I found that to be odd because I,personaly had been going to him for years.

In all those years of knowing him,and his family as well, I had no idea he was a Barber.
 
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Dumb kids? Doesn't bode too well for the education system now does it? Kids passed one grade to the next lacking basic knowledge, educators poke fun at them for it. Just saying.....
 
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The American educational system has some truly gifted and innovative teachers and students. And some who aren’t. There’s a lot about the system I’d like to see changed. I’d love for students to get extra tutoring, free of charge, so that I don’t see high schoolers with barely 6th grade reading comprehension in 11th grade crying because they’re so embarrassed to read a passage in class.

But I know that’s not possible in the system. Just like I’d love to personally work with students more and be able to follow up and help them succeed long term. By my district has a policy that you can’t work with the same cohort of students and advance each year. I think that would be nice so we, teachers and students, don’t waste 5 months each year building trust and relationships to then see them disappear 5 months later.

I’m including my Rant here, rather than the thread it truly belongs on. My apologies.
 
Let's see if we can put the train back on the tracks....

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
 
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