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Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine said:
I need a book cover like that one! Perhaps an entire series of them (different murder methods featured...)

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Wasn’t there a series of alphabet murder books? P is for poison and so on? You could start your own version of just the dust jackets!
 
StevePame said:
Wasn’t there a series of alphabet murder books? P is for poison and so on? You could start your own version of just the dust jackets!
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I believe that you're thinking of an alphabet mystery series that won't be completed (I think that author passed away earlier this year...)

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From something that I listened to earlier today:
"You're as useless as a porcupine in a condom factory!"

I wish that I could remember who to attribute it to.

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Jack gets home and finds his wife in bed with his friend. So he takes out his gun and shoots him dead. "Hey," says his wife: "Cut that out. Soon you're not going to have any friends left."
 
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From a mug that Stephen Colbert has: Don't even talk to me until I get my paycheck

From a t-shirt I saw: "I can't go to Hell. Satan has a restraining order against me."

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