Do Texan men have endowment issues?

[China Cat Sunflower]

and you know what they say about dildos........If you dont have a good time...............you only have yourself to blame.

I told myself no, but I knew what I wanted!

Chris

 

[wil]

Ok, I gotta question, if we get all these penis enlargement ads...

Do women get vagina tightening ads?

 

[seattlegal]

Ok, I gotta question, if we get all these penis enlargement ads...

Do women get vagina tightening ads?

Nope.

 

[Muslimwoman]

Ok, I gotta question, if we get all these penis enlargement ads...

Do women get vagina tightening ads?

We get ads for headache pills

The OP is just so funny - *shakes head and walks away*

 

[Gatekeeper]

Ill keep an eye for you in the ad, James

I'll be the studly tall guy with an enormous bulge in his pants. [Lots of samples]

Wait, I can't lie...

Ummm, o.k., so I'm not so studly, and not so tall, and the bulge would actually be a sock - Errr, two socks, but who's counting, right?

 

[greymare]

this conversation is rapidly going downhill.lol.
i dont know what to say cos its probably not appropriate for this kind of forum.LOL.

 

[greymare]

speaking of endownment........ whats with that photo of Becks, firsst he has a doodle and then, smooth whots doing there?

 

[wil]

We get ads for headache pills

The OP is just so funny - *shakes head and walks away*

I heard from a friend of mine. He says his dad got some viagra, he's in his 80's. His boys asked him if the viagra works, he says, "Yeah, but after 15 years, my wife's headaches came back."

I also heard some women use viagra to keep their husbands from rolling out of bed.

 

[greymare]

lolololololol

 

[greymare]

hey Tao, still waiting for a truthful explanation, old boy. LOL

 

[juantoo3]

And tao, you need to take a trip across this fine country someday, you'll find we have plenty of backwards ways.

True Wil.

Of course, keep in mind Tao is from where some people still paint themselves blue and dance naked under a full moon. Near as I can tell, that's pretty backwards too...

 

[greymare]

ohh, 123, didnt you get an invitation either? LOL.

 

[juantoo3]

ohh, 123, didnt you get an invitation either? LOL.

Clothing hides a multitude of sins, my dear. Some things are better left to imagination...

 

[greymare]

yes, i know im much better looking fully clothed. LOL. as long as i have a room full of mirrors, ill be happy. LOL.

 

[Faithfulservant]

I cant believe I missed this one... Take if from the wife of a Texan... Everything IS bigger in Texas!
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Ok I had to say it in case Dor happens to read it..

 

[LeoSalinas22]

HEY! its not the size of the boat! its the motion of the ocean!

 

[greymare]

its even better when you have "quantity and quality". LOL

 

[Nick_A]

I cant believe I missed this one... Take if from the wife of a Texan... Everything IS bigger in Texas!
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Ok I had to say it in case Dor happens to read it..

Now I see why you are a faithfulservant

 

[wil]

I cant believe I missed this one... Take if from the wife of a Texan... Everything IS bigger in Texas!
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Ok I had to say it in case Dor happens to read it..

Of course that joke ended with the fellow saying, "What part of Texas are you from Miss?

 

[17th Angel]

True Wil.

Of course, keep in mind Tao is from where some people still paint themselves blue and dance naked under a full moon. Near as I can tell, that's pretty backwards too...

Pokes his head around the corner with a large handful of woad in his hand.... What are you on about?