cool t-shirts/slogans

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I dont know if we already have a thread like this but i wanted to share.......



I saw a t-shirt the other day, and i loved the slogan.


"big bang theory explained...............



GOD SAID...

"BANG!":D
 
you can actually get your own custom made tshirts from alot of shops now.
 
"Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees" (Midnight oil)
"What doesnt kill me makes me stronger".(another music lyric)
"God is great, Beer is good, and people are crazy!" (country song)
"Jesus died on the cross for ALL of us.......even the people you dont like...." (pastor at a church I went to a few years ago..)

disclaimer......ok, they are the original owners of said verses, but it was how I heard them. LOL
 
Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.

Just remember, if the world didn't suck .. we'd all fall off

Men do listen ..... just not to women.
 
"When Life Gives You Lemons, Do Shots Of Tequila"

Another one is completely visual. On the front of the shirt are the front-end of four or five :kitty:s and on the back of the shirt are the tail-end of the same :kitty:s. It's called "Cats Coming and Going".

Phyllis Sidhe_Uaine
 
saw one yesterday........... This big bad biker guy was wearing it..


on the front it said.

"Body Piercing saved my life"


and on the back it has a pic of Jesus bloodied palms and it said

"thank you Jesus".
 
"Choose debt."
"Jesus Saves.................. Passes To Moses, He Shoots, He Scores!"
"Don't get high on your own supply."
"I look much better online."
"Jesus Loves you, Satan just wants you to have a good [censored] time!"
"I facebooked your mum."
"I'm not a gynecologist but, I'll take a look."
"I love cats, but I can't eat a whole one."
"Amish gone wild." *picture of a hand flicking an electrical light switch*
*angry picture of Cpt J T Kirk* "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!"
 
I know I've said these before, but:

My Karma ran over my Dogma

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me, than a pre-frontal lobotomy

Don't recall if I brought these to the table before:

A toast: Champagne to my real friends, and real pain to my sham friends
-Spooner

Arguing with a truck driver is like mud wrestling a pig: you might win, but the pig has all the fun. :D

These I know I haven't brought here before:

Save the whales! Collect the whole set!

Jesus is coming, and boy is he p!ssed!
 
Some recent ones I saw:

"What would Jesus buy?"

"Give me that old-time religion" (with picture of Stonehenge)

"Well behaved women rarely make history"

On a magnet: "Sorry I missed church. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian."
 
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