You really like contradicting yourself, don't you? If someone's Christianity is "big" and "fancy", then it has been severely watered down.
I don't think there was any contradiction in what I said there.
Likewise, you are extremely, severely, and remarkably ignorant of Christians if you consign every single one of our "churches" to your two extremely narrowminded categories.
I didn't say anything about
every single church belonging to those two extremes. The point was that it was a dominant phenomenon. I also can't be ignorant of Christians because I am one. I know for sure that I do not belong to the two categories I described.
Really? Then explain how it is that the Koine Greek it was written in was very pedestrian, plain, ordinary, non-fancy, and non-literary. Go ahead. Explain that. One of the arguments that the rulers of the Empire had against it was that the book of the Christians was so low-brow and not at all fancy. It did not have the high flights of soaring prose and epic poetry that was expected of proper literary Greek of its day.
I wouldn't be particularly concerned even if the original did sound like "Koine Greek." When it is translated into the various English translations we have had during the last 2,000 years, there are plenty of passages that can arouse excitement and sound fancy when you read them. If it sounds fancy in English, I couldn't be bothered reading the original Greek to see if it was fancy. I have to assume it was fancy-sounding in its original language.
Consider the following passages:
Just as Moses lifted up the snake in the desert, so the Son of Man must be lifted up, that everyone who believes in him may have eternal life. John 3:14-15
If anyone says, "I love God," yet hates his brother, he is a liar. For anyone who does not love his brother, whom he has seen, cannot love God, whom he has not seen.
1 John 4:20
Dear friends, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from God, because many false prophets have gone out into the world. This is how you can recognize the Spirit of God: Every spirit that acknowledges that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is from God, but every spirit that does not acknowledge Jesus is not from God. This is the spirit of the antichrist, which you have heard is coming and even now is already in the world. 1 John 4:1-3
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away.
1 Corinthians 13:4-8
But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law. Galatians 5:22-23
Jews demand miraculous signs and Greeks look for wisdom, but we preach Christ crucified: a stumbling block to Jews and foolishness to Gentiles, 1
Corinthians 1:22-23
I consider these passages to be very fancy and spectacular statements made in the written tradition.
Tell me, upon what "research" and "evidence" do you base your claims?
Consider the passages I quoted above and have a read of this article on the influence of Hellenism on early Christianity and of the notion of messiahs and wonder workers. Again, I find it quite fancy and spectacular.
Christianity in Context - My Jewish Learning
Dancing? In how many churches is there dancing? What proportion of churches have dancing?
Dancing? I didn't mean that literally, but figuratively. People may not be dancing in body, but they may still be dancing in spirit.
As for singing, why does religion have to be a dry, dusty, dead, purely intellectual exercise to have any value.
May I ask why it has to have singing and music to have any value?
I realize that there is many a spiritless clod out there, for whom music is "unnatural". I realize that there is many a heartless cad out there, for whom emotion is all "superficial". Nevertheless, contrary to your apparent beliefs, there are people for whom music and emotion are quite natural and not in the least bit superficial. That you cannot imagine this only speaks to the shallowness of your own experience, not the depth of your intuition.
I have no problem with emotion being a large part of the experience. I just can't connect with the music and don't want to have to feel that if I don't sing that I can't in some way contribute. This is why some people prefer politics, ideology, community, economics and the intellectual.