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[SIZE=+1]Zeke, the Loud-mouth[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]One finds them in every culture and in every age of human history. The Rush Limbaughs who yap all day long, day in and day out about any and every bug that has gotten up their ass. To a handful of individuals, he speaks the divine word incarnate. One of those cranks who believes he has a pipeline to God. To most, he is just a noisy nuisance, if not an out and out joke - an embarrassment to the good name of one's society.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]The world is at peace. Zeke's people are getting along well with neighboring peoples - meaning that commerce is thriving. Many of Zeke's friends and colleagues are doing well. Getting rich. Which means that the society, within which Zeke lives, is prospering. Rich and poor alike, Zeke's people and neighboring peoples, all are doing better. Life is good. And this should make Zeke happy, that God is smiling on his people.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]But no. Zeke dislikes just about everything he sees, going on around him. Sinful, abhorrently sinful ways. And if he dislikes it, then certainly God must similarly disapprove. And one thing in particular agitates Zeke's ire. So much so that Zeke devotes all of Chapter 16 of his journal to this rancorous peeve. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Many of the now rich merchants in Zeke's circle can suddenly afford to feed their family a healthy diet and provide each of them with nice clothing - the woman-folk also. Many have taken to educating their daughters - permitting their unmarried young ladies to travel beyond the walls of home and village, to meet and socialize with neighboring peoples. What Zeke finds contemptible is that these young ladies have developed a mind of their own. And they have fun. Only heathen women are that way. God-fearing women, to Zeke, must remain dumb, somber, and obedient.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Many of these unmarried ladies have set up an apartment away from their village, where she can entertain guests. Healthy and smart and well-traveled and open-minded, these young women and the cultural salons they sponsor are popular with the smart set. Many of these single women have affairs with men from a neighboring people as well as with men from her own people. And, as you can imagine, this is just too much for Zeke.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]They spread their legs to every passer-by ... Egyptians ... Assyrians ... Chaldeans ...[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]The trouble, for Zeke, is that he knows the ancient and sacred laws of his people. These free-thinking women are not married, so - under this Law - Zeke can not lay the charge of adultery at their door. Likewise, no one in their circle of friends – and, in particular, none of their male admirers and lovers, paid them a single farthing. Paid them nothing (save complements). So neither could Zeke charge them with prostitution. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Zeke does not know what charge to nail them with that will stand up under the sanctified umbrella of the Law, so what does Zeke do? He tells everybody that God had told him – told him personally - a new law (i.e. Zeke made something up):[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Thus I will judge them like women 'who commit adultery' or 'who shed blood' are judged...[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]With the help of his diehard confederates, Zeke is patient and thorough in the stalking of his prize. Targeting each of these young women, one by one, Zeke plays private detective. He follow each young lady in her travels, peeps in her apartment windows at night, sleuthing out a list of her beaus over many years' time. Finally when the list is long, he will make his move.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Zeke will give the complete list to each of the woman's beaus, will gather this woman's gentlemen callers all together, and will rabble rouse them to... [/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]jealousy and rage, [/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]so that... [/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]they will tear down her private apartments, strip her of her clothing, take away her jewels, and will leave her naked and bare. They will incite a crowd against her and they will stone her and cut her to pieces with their swords.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]This is a nutty plan. But it just might have worked.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]But before Zeke's plan can be brought to satisfying conclusion, Babylon's army overruns the land of Zeke's people and that of the neighboring peoples. The Babylonians haul off all the well-to-do of Zeke's people - plus the artisans and intelligentsia – taking them to the imperial capital to serve Babylon's emperor, leaving back in the homeland only the poorest amongst Zeke's people. Zeke also is taken to Babylon. But, for Zeke, this all proves to be a blessing in disguise.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]God has punished our people, Zeke rants. Sinful, abhorrently sinful ways. Finally, more of his contemporaries listen. And as a consequence, Zeke's flaky (perhaps unbalanced) scribblings find their way into the sacred texts of Zeke's people. [/SIZE]
- Ezekiel 16