Fictionalize Yourself

Asami caused a bit of a disturbance today in his business class. I guess the professor asked for it, though.

You see, Asami has real world experience in running a successful business (both legitimate and, um, "questionable".) The professor was presenting his personal "theory" on what makes a business successful which Asami politely called into question. The professor asked what the yakuza boss knew about running a business and Asami answered that he has several successful businesses that remained successful throughout the economic turmoil in Japan.

From what I understand, FeiLong covered his mouth to hide a chuckle since he has knowledge about a few of the "questionable" businesses along with many of the legitimate businesses. Kei and Suoh sat like statues, waiting for the possibility of violence from their boss, yet Asami just explained calmly and respectfully what he thought were the problems with the professor's "pet theory" of economics (which, from what I understand, is "Tailor your audience's desires to your product, not the other way around.")

"Sensei, if that worked, then Iceland would still have a McDonald's. The requirement of importing the ingredients from the European continent made the products too expensive for the population, especially so soon after the national bank had actually gone under. If the corporation had kept the costs down by letting the country use some native ingredients for their restaurant's menu, more people might have been able to trade what little money they had for a quick meal outside of the house."

Asami had the attention of everybody in the classroom with that example. One of the students asked why he felt that way and Asami replied that, as the owner of several successful clubs in Japan, he understands the need to tailor the product to the client. A patron closer to the student's age would be more comfortable in his dance club than in Club Sion, which is tailored more towards an older clientele. And, if the client wanted to take his family out for the evening, there was a club for that, too.

By this time, Asami was teaching the class. The professor got angry and threw him out, but most of the students followed the suits. Unfortunately, the class is a requirement for a business degree. Anyway, I got a call and had to go down there to straighten out the mess (that prof owes me big time for transportation and several other things.)

I found the class in the student union discussing one of my "clan"'s marketing strategies with FeiLong and Kei (the fundraisers, which most of the kids had heard about) as well as other ideas. Asami was talking with a young lady about her desire to open a fashion boutique, which he suggested that she first figure out who her clients would be.

"It's best to be somewhat exclusive, but not too exclusive or you won't be able to pay the necessary bills to your landlord, the utility company, the bank and your suppliers. You need to understand who you are dealing with, not just your clients, but also your employees, your landlord, the person who holds your business loan, everybody you deal with. Once an unscrupulous person has his claws in you, he won't let go willingly, and it's your name that will be attached to everything associated with your business."

Oops, gotta go. Emergency. To be continued.

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There's going to be a new professor for the business class. No, it's not going to be anybody from my "clan" but it won't be the reject from yesterday.

FeiLong got a note from Tao's school, asking him if he'd allow the youth to enter the AP program. I explained that Tao could be considered to be similar to the marksman in a class filled with those who never even held a gun before and the teacher is offering him a chance to learn elementary gunsmithing. The Baishe leader was beaming with pride (very much against his culture and training.) I think we might see more of the boy on campus. Might have to let campus security know the young man is to be allowed into our "lunchroom" due to his classes.

The only subject Tao's behind in is English, but I think he'll be wonting assistance (probably inundated with tutors.) Several female students on campus would like to help both the father and son (the father in more ways than one, I guess. ;))

Uh, oh. I'll be right back.

We had a quick visit from the former business professor. I was a naughty little girl, calling him "Canceled section" ("No Class!") Ah, the old Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids show. . . Taught me several euphemisms for "no class" that I use occasionally. I wonder if any of the guys have taken notes. :eek:

Oh, well. Gotta go to class. *open "questionable" singing* Put on your daaaan-ciiing shoooes. *close "questionable" singing*

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Some of the guys are taking dance classes through the sports and recreation department (Takaba's taking belly dancing [much to Asami's perverse delight] as is Clare [she's making the instructor nervous due to how scrawny she is {just this side of skeletal} but she's healthier than pretty much anybody on campus].) She's working on an idea for her dance costume to give the illusion of a bit more meat on her bones.

Clare's also helping the karate instructors teach their classes (she's black belt and can spar either playfully or like she really means it [took down someone who was following her with "questionable" motives on his mind {disarmed him, nearly dis-arming him, as in removing his arm, knife and all, without drawing her claymore}].) Asami, Kei, Suoh, FeiLong, Hirato, Yogi and a few others were about to come to her rescue until they saw her pulling the assailant's arm out of its socket, ready to pull further. :eek: She's signed up for dance classes to compensate for the fact she's never just danced socially, so she's taking disco, ballroom, hip hop/club and belly dancing in sports and recreation.

Ryogo's toned down his teasing of Clare after witnessing what she's capable of doing (he's still cringing.) He's still friendly towards her, but he's a tad afraid of her and what she's capable of. Clare's done something that not even Shigure's done! :eek: Now, if she can only do that to Keigo. . . .

Anyway, getting back to those of us taking belly dancing, we've been invited to present the last Saturday evening of February, hopefully with our costumes all sewn and such. I might do mine in red and black, but that's still up in the air (as is whether or not I'll be able to take the class due to a few physical things.) Oh, well.

Ah, gotta go. :kitty: time.

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Today was the first day of class with the new business professor. He introduced himself, then asked for the so-called "disruptive student" to reciprocate. Turned out that the professor just wanted to chat after class if Asami had some spare time.

One of my former professors has several new students (you guessed it - from my "clan".) By the time we're finished with him, he'll be "too multi-cultured" and "too broke". We have invited him to spend some time in our "lunchroom", though (all he has to bring is his lunch, we'll supply the rest.) Can't wait to see if he accepts the offer. :D I mean, he has studied Russian Mafiya, now he can talk with both yakuza and triad.

Oops, gotta go. A new :kitty: moved in, and she's quite gravid.

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Another litter in the cattery. Had to keep most of the ailurophiles away (Nekoyashiki's set up temporary "housing" to prevent any humanoid incursion until the new mother says something to the contrary.)

The deejays who interviewed Yuki, FeiLong, and a few other members asked us if we're going to have another fundraiser for Children's Hospital. Their reply (albeit cleaned up a bit): "FOOK YEAH!" Everybody's already working out a rough sketch of what's going to be going on along with who's doing what/what's being served/etc.

We're also getting ready for the Stamp Out Hunger "program" (where the postal workers pick up food donations to help the food pantries help those who would otherwise go hungry.) Found out that Yuki's little boy is the "donor poster child" at the local post offices and he might be again (although he isn't as small as he was last year, as a lot of you grand/parents know firsthand with your own offspring.)

Belinda's having a bit of difficulty with her "P.E." teacher at school ("The girl's not performing up to standard." "She had a fooking stroke last year! She could've died!") Anyway, Yuki's contacted her doctors and physical therapists to see if they could get her out of that class and back with Children's for that period. Perhaps they can get some of her classmates to join in her exercise period. :D

Oops, gotta go. Looks like Suoh's about to throw somebody out the front way (luckily for the "throwee", Suoh asked Tao to hold the door open.)

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Found out why Suoh tossed that one person out the front door last night. Seems he takes his duties as a body-/security guard rather seriously and the "tossee" was following one of the girls from the vets' group, then changed over to Shouko when she was spotted. The "tossee" should be grateful that Suoh didn't use him as a pile driver before throwing him out the door (and that the big man asked Tao to open the door first, especially since the front entrance is glass. :eek: :p) Now none of the females are allowed to go anywhere without a male escort ("Old Man"'s orders.)

Tsukishima, Kuroda, and Seya are kinda happy that they can carry their swords for a good reason. I wish they could've seen what Clare did to the guy she took down at school (oh, he's recuperating nicely from nearly being torn limb from limb, and she's gonna have to undergo "anger management" classes.)

Ah, gotta go. Another pig-out (I was asked to make fried tofu for the kitsunes. :rolleyes:)

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My guys have set up something interesting (with the blessings of many official agencies): a winter storm rescue "team" with Daiba coordinating all rescue efforts from his "cave". The snow spirits are enjoying the storm immensely but know that they have to make way for the rescue teams if they're called out. I might suggest that they be included in any rescue efforts since this is their element.

The "quadrupedal" wanzer has already gone out several times (left the missile launcher behind for safety reasons) with two doctors and rescue equipment (a$$hats disregarding the snow/ice situation and driving the speed limit for good weather. :rolleyes:) I don't believe there were any fatalities, but that's beside the point. Good thing that the crashes were early in the storm because with an expected foot of snow by the end of it all. . .

Gotta go. Refueling stop at the grocery store.

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We had some minor indirect excitement this morning: an earthquake.

Yes, you heard me correctly, an earthquake. The epicenter was about 7 miles west of Elgin, Illinois, but we felt a slight tremor here. Crazy, eh? Add to that the fact most of my "clan" are from Japan. . . it was, um, interesting.

Chii has a message for jt3 (translation follows): please post something here. I miss you. :(

Ah, gotta go. A couple of guys found a cedar plank that I was given, and they want to try it out.

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YouTube - Jimmy Buffett: Cheeseburger in Paradise

We had a real feast yesterday (cedar-baked salmon, cheeseburgers/cheese"burgers", fried tofu, etc.) Before you ask, it was because we had to do a "clean out the refrigerator" feast before we get the "care package" for Chinese New Year from America's friend/colleague. Yoh wants to invite her family to our celebration (as a "thank you" for all of their help when he first arrived.) Later today we're going to a fundraiser/meet-n-greet breakfast with the deejay who participated in our fundraiser for the Hunger Task Force and Humane Society (Suoh's debating about showing her how much Tiger Lily's grown.)

Al found himself in an "interesting" situation yesterday. One of the students from the Catholic high school accused him of following her home (don't worry - he had plenty of witnesses that he was elsewhere and not from "the clan", but from his class.) Anyway, after a long lecture from both the police officers and the Mother Superior, the girl was escorted to the police station for filing a false police report and Al received a heartfelt apology from the Mother Superior for all of the trouble he had undergone. Anyway, Al will chat with her after Mass Sunday.

Ah, Chii's still waiting for a hello from juantoo3, her cute eyes staring at the computer screen, so, won't you just do a "drive-by" jt3? Make her happy. :eek:

Oops, gotta go. A neighbor's causing trouble with Clare, and her eyes are an interesting gold. The guys refuse to step in (smart men!)

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FeiLong, Tao and Yoh are having fun celebrating Chinese New Year (Year of the Tiger) "borrowing" a few of the tabbies (heck, "pocket-sized" tigers, y'know.) Softened Tiger's been feasting on steamed fish as well as her usual crunchies while Yoh softly speaks to her in Chinese (I wish I understood Chinese!)

We had a few Dragon dancers over (America's friend decided to include our tiny Chinese delegation in their celebrations, fireworks and all) and several of the Japanese delegation have been making them feel welcome during their festival (even supplying the fireworks and tangerines.)

Tomorrow we're celebrating "Half-priced Chocolate Day" (which should be an international holiday, but beggars can't be choosers. :D) A chocolate ritual and something chocolate at every meal should be de rigueur, y'know.

Ah, Al's back from his chat with the Mother Superior. Oh, he's keeping mum about what it was about, just shaking his head whenever someone asks about it.

Gotta go. The Chinese adult delegation's demanding more fish. :rolleyes:

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Another one bit the dust, :kitty:wise.

Asami, dead in the water, after spotting the cute waif shivering among the cold, stiff bodies of her family. He said that they seemed to have just been dumped by the side of the road from a passing vehicle (his tone of voice doesn't bode well for whomever did that, if you ken my meaning. :eek: :p) He named her after his favorite brand of cigarettes, Dunhill (her ashy grey pelt reminds him of the ashes from the cigarettes.)

Right now, she's with one of the nursing queens (her ears are still mostly closed, that's how young she is) and will be reunited with the big man when she's old enough. Nekoyashiki's told him to avoid smoking around her when they're reunited so she won't get sick. Suoh's "lending" Tiger Lily's services and Chii's lending her services, too (teach the yakuza boss how to play with Dunhill before they actually do so) and Softened Tiger is showing him how to properly discipline delinquent :kitty:s without the use of a gun ("Which is okay for delinquent human discipline.")

Most of the female members of "the clan" went to have "well woman physicals" (which the doctors we have don't perform for obvious reasons) but two of the outside doctors will more than likely end up quitting due to encounters with Shigure and Clare (Shigure was able to somehow conceal specialized darts somewhere under her hospital gown, and Clare was ready to rip the other doctor's face off. . . with her teeth.) A security guard that was called to assist with restraining Clare had to send his uniform down to the hospital laundry (she was going demon right there, and her teeth and jaws were starting to resemble a cross between a crocodile's and a jaguar's.) I don't know what happened to get her that angry, but I know that I, for one, will attempt to avoid any and all situations that can lead up to that transformation. Oh, and Keigo saw her demonic teeth (he's definitely chilling around her!)

We also had a chocolate pig-out (that is, those of us who will eat chocolate.) The half-off Valentines Day candy sales demanded our attention with offers ranging from crisped rice to peanut butter to caramel (or were they cream-filled?) Takaba Akihito and Tesshou can't wait for Fat Tuesday ("Paczkis!") I'm surprised they don't have Type II diabetes by now! Their friends have been looking at them like they need to get their heads examined (which I wholeheartedly agree with.)

Ah, gotta go. Asami looks like he wants to play with Dunhill and I don't think the cattery will let him.

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Takaba and Tesshou are recovering from Tuesday (too many paczkis, including a dozen each of the prune filled [I don't think I have to go any further with that!].) Nobody's feeling any sympathy towards them, not even Keigo.

Shigure, Clare and I have to go back to the doctor tomorrow (Shigure and Clare to finish the last bit of their "well woman" exams, and I have to get a fasting blood draw [cholesterol and glucose check].) I specified that the doctors working with Shigure and Clare be cautious around them so a repeat of Monday can be avoided. Shigure might leave her weapons behind, but Clare cannot leave her "alternate self" behind. The security guard was given the day off (Clare's just that scary when she's :mad:) and the two who were working on weapons master and the part demon were assigned to a whole different area of the hospital for everyone's own good. I think I'll take some time with the :kitty:s afterward (might use that as bribe to keep them from trying to kill the doctors.)

Dunhill's settled somewhat into the cattery, staying with her foster mother (Daiba's set up a "live-cam" that everybody can sit and watch her as much as they want, the same way newer parents might want to watch their children grow and see/do new things.)

Gotta go. "Speak of the devils". :rolleyes:

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My "clan" met a local comedian at a "meet 'n greet" at a local grocery store (wonder if he's going to say anything about the guys and, if so, what when he's on the radio next.)

We bought something that Asami loves: blood oranges. I'm going to have to set aside several dollars for them from now on (they aren't cheap!)

Oh, and we ran into the waste of a good evening of adult entertainment who threw Dunhill and her family out the window of a moving car (Asami had to be physically restrained, but there were enough of us who expressed his displeasure at the offending male's actions.) Oh, and the reason they were tossed? They served their purpose in teaching his kids "the birds and the bees". I have a sneaking suspicion that the guys who carry firearms would've pistol-whipped the WoaGEoAE until their arms got tired (and Wren's arms are mostly mechanical, so they wouldn't have gotten tired that quickly.) Anyway, there was an "off-duty" Animal Welfare officer nearby who took him off our hands.

The only items that were mashed were the loaves of sliced bread.

Anyway, we made pizzas today for lunch (really terrific crusts because of all of the rage.) Asami entered the cattery afterward and gave Dunhill's foster mother a scratch between the ears and along the jaw, whispering we found the b@st@rd who hurt your newest kitten and he won't hurt another ever again.

Ah, gotta go. Phone call that I have to answer.

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We had some excitement featuring Asami, FeiLong, Suoh, Kei, Yoh, and Wren. Yep, the ones who "pack".

Anyway, one of the students forgot to inform anybody that she had a stalker, and we found out when he came after her with a shotgun. Well, he found out the hard way about angering yakuza who aren't afraid to take out the competition. Permanently. Poor Suoh ended up getting special treatment at the performance since he was the one who held the b@st@rd using the guy's own gun until the cops showed up. Suoh has the difficulty of having relatively fair skin (and the ability to show embarrassment.)

Tao initially wanted to go with FeiLong, but Mieu stopped him with a simple bit of reason: if Tao went out without a gun, FeiLong would worry, therefore his attention wouldn't be on the task at hand, possibly ending tragically. The boy didn't like it, but he accepted the caveat. Takaba suggested that the youth help guard the area the dancers were in just in case the guy with the shotgun made it through Asami's hunt.

Clare shocked several dancers with her sword (none of the male dancers could even lift it, yet she can wield it one-handed, if need be.) A few of the guest dancers use swords in their dances, but they're scimitars, and not combat scimitars. Clare carries a claymore, and a rather large one at that (plus it has seen quite a bit of combat in it's "lifetime".)

Our blind swordsman also guarded an entrance/exit. ("How in the h*ll can he fight when he's blind?!" "D@mned well, if you ask me.") Anyway, he got "treated" to one of the dancers performing in front of his seat. She dances with two swords and a knife at the same time (and d@mned well, if I do say so myself.) Anyway, his modified sunglasses really came in handy (since he can "see" outlines of things if need be.)

Well, getting back to Suoh: he's getting a special treat along with Kei for helping out when they did. Asami's getting his "treat" from Takaba and FeiLong's getting something, too (don't know who's giving him his special treat, though. *shrug*)

Ah, gotta go. A couple of cops want to chat with me for their report. :rolleyes:

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Ah, the "clan" had fun at the expense of an idjit ("an idiot does something stupid, an idjit does something that can be lethal.")

We were heading home from an improv Purim party when a driver headed straight for us (going the wrong way on a one-way street.) Anyway, the lead vehicle of our caravan was a wanzer. You guessed it. STOMP! Airbag deployment and mashed hood/bonnet. Engine block can't be rebuilt, nor can the transmission since they were completely flattened. Several of the guys confronted the driver, and a few could even recognize the brewery of the offender's choice.

Well, turned out that the offender was driving on a revoked license (multiple DUIs along with a few other offenses.) Hayato and Yogi happily obliged in taking him in (none too gently, either.)

Oh, Suoh had an interesting situation come up: several of the performers from the belly dancing exhibition gave him their telephone numbers as well as their e-mail addresses. He just wants to die. I'm giving him extra time with Tiger Lily until he has worked out a reasonable solution to his newfound celebrity. I've offered him my bed while I'm sleeping on the floor tonight (it's big enough to have him sleep with several :kitty:s or two Newfoundlands.) He said he'll think about my offer. ;)

Ah, gotta go. Have to get out my bedroll since I'm willingly sleeping on the floor. With :kitty:s.

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Just had a visit from the apartment manager (put up CO detectors in the apartment, Daiba's "cave" and the cattery, plus a quick visit with the "clan" that was here.) She's enthralled with the new :kitty: (Dunhill) and asked if she could link her computer into the live feed as well as old footage. We basically said, "We'll see."

Anyway, our newest neighbor got chewed out by her (he left his wheelchair parked right at the end of our sidewalk, making it difficult to enter/exit the premises. I hope that her lecture gets through his thick skull, but I doubt it. Oh, boy, she raised her voice (a sign that she's :mad:.)

Oops, gotta go. It's "Feed the masses" time again and I have several pairs of eyes (both humanoid and not) looking right at me in that way.

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Got a complaint from one of the neighbors ("How dare you destroy my wheelchair?!") First of all, why did he assume it was one of my "clan"? Just because we've complained repeatedly about him leaving his wheelchair at the end of the complex's public sidewalk doesn't mean we'd completely destroy it to the point that not even the bolts could be reused. . . . Second, he knows that several people in the complex have some form of mobility difficulties, including both Belinda and Mamoru (Belinda because of her stroke, Mamoru because he's blind ["visually impaired" to be PC].)

He found his wheelchair in the street, in pieces. The way he was carrying on about it, you would've thought someone left a human sacrifice on his doorstep, along with the sacrifice's blood. I believe his caseworker's going to attempt getting him another one, but making sure he has someone bring it all the way inside.

Oops, gotta go. He's just outside my apartment, ranting again, and I have to talk several of "my clan" out of doing something rather illegal. SHEATH, HOLSTER AND POWER DOWN! YOU KNOW THE ROUTINE!

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*looks up from "breakfast" of Scotch, Irish, vodka and Bacardi 151 rum*

Some days it just don't pay to get up. "The clan" has been swamped with "interested people" (Roy's to the point of wanting to blast them all with a Fire 3 or Inferno spell [info for those "in the know" about the Final Fantasy series] and I'm tempted to let him have fun.) Most of the guys who "pack" are leaving their guns behind ("Removes the ability to use while the temptation's there.")

I think we're going to have to do a mass mailing to leave us alone for a while otherwise there might be trouble beyond the students' comprehension.

Tao's undergoing placement tests to see whether or not to have him skip a grade (FeiLong's happier than pigs that've just been slopped.) I told FeiLong that Tao might be able to work out a schedule that'll lt him graduate high school after what would technically be his junior year, so he'd be two years younger than everybody else in his college classes (could be good, could be bad.) FeiLong got a bit depressed when I informed him that Tao wouldn't be the youngest college student (that honor goes to a young man in California who took a full load in high school and college, at the same time [got his Bachelor's degree two weeks after his high school diploma]. :eek:) He recovered quickly after I let him know the other student was a native English speaker, while Tao's not, plus they don't have that program here.

Takaba and Tesshou have completely recovered from the "Prune Paczki Fiasco" (they hated the entire recuperation and don't want to even hear the word "prune", but most of us are being a bit evil in mentioning the fruit as much as possible. :D)

Ah, gotta go. A few :kitty:s and a couple of children want fed.

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The "clan" is getting ready for what a few call "the pre-Passover Pig-Out" in a little more than a week (the veterans of the annual event saw the young man who will help with the rituals leaving along with his family, therefore they knew it's coming up.) The veterans explained to the newbies what we're going to do so the pantry's empty of any and all unacceptable items during that week (several of the newbies are really looking forward for the pig-out.)

I spoke with the semi drivers to let them know that they're going to be hauling special stuff the last week of this month (one understood immediately since he knows the delivery schedule for the store almost by heart) and he's setting aside some Easter stuff for the "little ones" that he'll deliver after the holiday.

We're helping out at an Easter egg hunt, too (security detail) and the people running it will give the Easter baskets for the "clan"'s children to my friends Tyler and America (the candy'll be safe since they don't eat candy.) I'm just picturing a confrontation between several of the security force and any troublemakers (Kei will be the easiest to intimidate, but he'll beat the opponent to a pulp before that happens; his boss, Asami will just smirk before he slowly breaks every bone in the opponent's body while Kei's friend and colleague, Suoh, is stoic as he practically rends the opponent limb from limb before putting the opponent's weapon somewhere they won't soon forget [it's not that he's psychotic, it's just he's rather "traditional Japanese" when it comes to his job]; the twins and their boss see things with a "price tag" and the shinigami will get you coming or going [one has to die someday. . .].)

I'd better go. Several :kitty:s are in Stealth mode and stalking some-thing/-one out of my view. They look like they're ready to shred said prey.

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